"A student once said: 'When I was a Buddhist, it drove my parents and friends crazy, but when I am a buddha, nobody is upset at all.'" - from Wherever You Go There You Are: Mindfulness Meditation in Everyday Life by Jon Kabat-Zinn

Here's a Christian's version of this:

"A student once said: 'When I was a Christian, it drove my parents and friends crazy, but when I am Christ to them, nobody is upset at all.'"